Half-off Half-baked Philosophies

People are 100 % crazy. The world has gone mad. And instead of everything being on sale, everything is expensive. Instead of 30% of the price. It’s 30% off the product. Have you seen the size of Maccas nuggets lately.

I’m trying to be positive I really am. But ‘the I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs ‘what’s going on?’ (Four non Blondes).

Every time I try to go forward, I go backwards. For example, I have COVID again. Right after I reorganised part of my pantry, all my fridge and bought a label maker. I was almost there you guys, I was almost organised.

Also I watched a great documentary on how to be all emotionally unattached to people and outcomes. I was really calm and level headed. By my husband didn’t watch it and he is MEAN you guys. I’m all ‘love and light’ and he’s all ‘where the F did you put the baking tray! I cannot find it!’

And don’t even get me started on ‘kids these days’. My self esteem is almost detectable before they tell me ‘my teeth are dirty’ and I have ‘a fat belly’ and that’s just my work kids!

My biological children seem hell bent on ruining my life also. Eldest is defiantly ‘unorganising’ everything she touches. Meanwhile, the youngest constantly says ‘play with me’ like an eighties rip off barbie doll. Don’t they know I’m busy! I’m procrastinating about being organised and it takes a lot of mental energy!

I think I might have ‘Rona rage’ is that a thing? Maybe it’s a midlife crisis. I’m always having a crisis of some kind. Maybe I should meditate, or clean something, hard to tell.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest guys it feels a bit better. Maybe I’ll get some sleep now, or play farm heroes til I pass out. It’s a bit shit but so are the interest rates.